John Green: New York Times Bestselling Author and adult with responsibilities.
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I just want to mail candy! Can I just stick it in an envelope? the usps website is VERY vague.
Hey… question…
Can you send candy in the mail? I really want to buy Valentine lollies and then send them to all my lovers. <3 You can, right?
A comedian just described a pomegranate as juice corn. There has never been a more perfect way of describing it.
Oh man
There was a hot pocket commercial and so I sang the “hooot pockets!” and then my brother echoed it. It was like a weird version of the usually upbeat jingle.
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Maaaan…
I don’t wanna put on work clothes! T-shirts for lyfe!!!!
‘You know, me and Ben know each other, you know, reasonably well now, so I feel comfortable doing things with him, so yeah, things like the fighting stuff or physical stuff”
so… fight stuff and physical stuff are different now?… alright. please elaborate. please.
Godtiss, he’s adorable.
Describe “physical stuff” Mr. Freeman.
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One time I bought two candy bars and then ate them in about three minutes. 920 calories in three minutes. I’m no health freak but damn. At least they had peanuts so I felt like I was somehow doing good.
