Kay is chillin'

Holy shit I swear my brother is like those children on reddit who say creepy things. I asked him where he’s going and he said, “to work and then *in a satanic voice* A MOVIE.”

My brother consistently only wears boxers and I was telling him how you can really wear anything as long as you have confidence. He then said, “yeah, you see what I’m wearing? I’m rocking this shit. Confidence!”

Two words: lacy underwear

I’M SO DONE WITH COLLEEN HAHAHA HOLY SHIT SHE LIKED MY FUCKING BIRTH DATE ON FACEBOOK OH MY GOD. LIFE WOULD NOT BE AS FUN WITHOUT HER. DEAR GOD.

I don’t think I could date someone who doesn’t know what Meijer is.

If you come over to my house I will most likely make you tea and pasta and let you sleep in my bed and wake you up by letting my cat walk all over you.

Fuck seriously it’s like four of my favorite people gathered to like my fb status this is so top.

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