February 2010
81 posts
What the fuck am I eating.
It’s chex, peanut butter, chocolate chips, and powdered sugar.
aka improperly made puppy chow or whatever you call that. It was delicious for like 3 minutes…
January 2010
50 posts
Dear 64 calorie beer,
Do you honestly think that you are so special? Nobody asks for 64 calories of anything! That is not a unit of measurement commonly used by anybody. Furthermore, you probably taste like shit.
The zoo.
I drove to the zoo with my father. We saw many animals. The owls were my favorite. They were very interesting! I bought a tiger. He is called Carlos. We drank soda and ate hamburgers. We rode a camel. The zoo was very fun!
So this is my German project.. translated into English. I made it as cheesy and funny as possible. The power point is a simple white background with stick figures copied and...
I think I'll give seth a crazy stache at some...
For the lolz
"Wear shorts to play up your hottness."
kitkatninjaaa:
excusemeverymuch:
hahahahahawhathottness?
i loled.
<3beth
You have good legs! Long endless legs! No one has those. No one wants short stubby little fucks for legs. You are so lucky to have good legs!!!
Jealous.
HAHA short stubby little fucks! awesome. I guess I’ll try to buy shorts…
"Wear shorts to play up your hottness."
hahahahahawhathottness?
i loled.
<3beth
Fuzzybunnyland
One day I woke up feeling especially down and made a great decision; I was joining the Peace Corp. So I got myself a malaria net and went to Africa. My quadrant of malaria camp consisted of mummified coconut trees and angry munkeys monkeys. This caused me to become distracted from my mission and there after focused on befriending the monkeys, rather than the empoveraged citizens. The monkeys were...
It's days like these that make me miss Summer.
Maybe I’ll wear shorts or something.
After I buy shorts….
…after I get a job….
……when I get a car……
……..after I get my license…..
fuckafteItakesegmenttwo.
I hate Michigan and its silly fucking rules.
Colleen, out of all people, you should have a...
Dear exams,
PREPARE TO GET FUCKED UP THE ASS BY YOUR’S TRULY.
I mean…
….
NO THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN.
I hate it when people leave me voicemails.
mariahpapaya:
It’s like they want me to waste my time punching in my 4 digit code, then pound, then listen to this ‘lady’ say I have one new voicemail, then proceed to give me the date + time it was left on, and phone number that it’s from. Then finally the actual voicemail. And then the option to save it or delete it. Ugh.
FUCKING HATE IT… sucks even more when you’re phone is...
Reblog if "Pants on The Ground" is your new...
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(via robertxy)
Personal thoughts,
Keep them to yourself.
….
That includes you Obama haters…
…
Yes, and you too people who dislike leggings
Dear tomarrow's math test,
Prepare to be FAILED.
Guess what happened today on isketch??
all my friends our dead..
our
Jk… but it feels like it.
I woke up this morning and thought, “ok, I’m going to do work until about 6.. then I’ll have all my awesome friends over for SNL. Ok hop to it.”
Then I did a shit ton of work, and my friends are not here.
So now I just worked my ass off for no reward.
I continue to work my ass off and eat chex mix.
Ok, my #1 awkward situation went like this....
Me: Yeah!
Other kid: Hell yeah!
Me: *goes for high-five* HOT DOG!
Other kid: ...hot dog?
Me: *thinks* he didn't like the hot dog?
Live, love, and hot dog. Team Jim Jam.
I like how I can eat a holy-shit ton of food and...
It actually makes me vedy angreh. I would like to excede 100 at some point in my life.
I learned "How do I feel" by Hoku instead of doing...
Time well spent.
Let's have a tumblr flash mob.
yes?
I beat the system!
I actually did homework instead of going on tumblr for hours on end. How did that happen you ask? No clue. I really want to play video games…
I don’t even play video games.. but call of duty looks so fun when my brother plays it…
At least I rule at Yoshi.
Reblog with a face.
terraburnspopcorn:
walkingdreams:
socially-awkward:
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babydennis:
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My #1 way to make life seem like an adventure:
When you move through your house, jump as much furniture as possible.
Call from dad #2..
*ring*(jk my ringtone is pokemon)
Me: hello?
Dad: HAHAHA good episode of icarly!
Me: ...yeah...
Dad: OK that's all!
*click*
My dad called me a minute ago...
Dad: Hey, what are you watching?
Me: Grease.. >.>
Dad: oh.. I'm flashing between that and icarly.
Me: :X
Sometimes reading certain reblog comments on your...
cyborglovesong:
But it’s tumblr. So who cares? I shouldn’t.
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ONE!
There is this guy that works at Meijer that looks like Andrew McMahon.
DOS!
I said to myself, SELF, you can have more tea… but you MUST brush your teeth after. I said.. ok…
DREI!
My numbers are in three different languages.
I feel like the only person on tumblr that eats...
I dreamt of Legos last night.
More like early this afternoon… but still
LEGOS