December 2011
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Great Scott!
Ok I have certain phrases that I’ve adopted from my dad because he would just say them all the time… and now I’m finding out that pretty much 100% of them are movie quotes. I don’t know whether to be crushed or impressed.
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God.
Damn it.
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Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
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Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Amelia lol
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crosling:
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Dearest Mother,
Giving me Doctor Who DVDs was the best thing that you’ve ever done. Keep up the good work.
My crisps are too crunchy and I can't hear the TV.
First world problems :(
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I hate the Slitheen more than anything.
They are so terrifying and disgusting… but I’ll watch it for Captain Jack Harkness.
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My best British accent is when I’m saying “Are you my mummy? Mummy? Mummy?” For obvious reasons…
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I loath the bank.
I seriously was excited to put my money in my checking but then NO. NO. It was my turn at the ATM and then it was like “Temporarily out of service.” OH HELL NO. I waited in line for my turn and then you RIPPED my chance away from me! I DROVE ALL THE WAY THERE AND THEN THERE WAS NO ATM. Ok. If I was a normal person I would have driven away, but no. I got very upset and started swearing...
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Doctor Who and online shopping...
My two favorite things. Now I’m about to add my third by making pizza! After I do something I also like by depositing money in my checking account. I LOVE DA BANK WOOOOHOOOOO!
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Remember that time I got two free cookies at...
I fucking love Panera and they love me.
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Rachel's Top Funniest Moments:
1. “Maybe he got… contact.” -talking about the Monopoly man.
2. That time she had a leaf in her hair but thought instead that someone was following us. 3. That time she thought Moffat was an ood. 4. That time she sang the first line to a Foxy song in sync with my iPod. 5. Her genuine and somewhat angry reaction to a slitheen.
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I seriously can't find my phone.
ge0rgemcfly:
excusemeverymuch:
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excusemeverymuch:
Somebody call me until I answer… Not kidding.
so I call this bitch and she’s like “hey. did you know there’s a website where you can call your phone? it was in my blankets.”
ALL I DO IS LOVE YOU. GOD.
I’M SORRY!!!ksjhfajksdasdf
Somanyperfects.
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I seriously can't find my phone.
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excusemeverymuch:
Somebody call me until I answer… Not kidding.
so I call this bitch and she’s like “hey. did you know there’s a website where you can call your phone? it was in my blankets.”
ALL I DO IS LOVE YOU. GOD.
I’M SORRY!!!ksjhfajksdasdf
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I'm a fucking idiot.
itwasrightnexttomyfootholyshitthanksthough…. FUCK.
Maybe it's in my car...
Ohhh lord I don’t want to go out there. It’s dark and cold and very very windy aaahh!
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I seriously can't find my phone.
Somebody call me until I answer… Not kidding.
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Rachel and I are literally the weirdest people...
Ever.
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I'm done.
Done.
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Improv Rules to Live by:
“Listen, say yes, live in the moment, make sure you play with people who have your back, make big choices early and often. Don’t start a scene where two people are talking about jumping out of a plane.Start the scene having already jumped. If you are scared, look into your partner’s eyes. You will feel better.” - Amy Poehler
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I'm almost done with my scholarship...
I’m going insane. Oh but guess what? I have another essay to write sometime in January. If I was Bobby Singer, I’d say “BALLS!” And then I’d call Sam and Dean Idjits.
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Ok.
I guess I’m going to sleep then…
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HUMANY WUMANY
malintatherian:
SOBBITY WOBBITY
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That ended with me sobbing on my bed whispering “happy tears happy tears happy tears!”
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Don’t Be a Jerk (It’s Christmas)
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Oh, by the way you all fail.
Rachel got me a Troy and Abed mug. She wins Christmas. So yeah. You can all go away.
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Why is this taking so long.
How do you photoshop?? How do you biography???
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Rant...
AAAHHH kill me now. What you scribbled all over my paper changes my voice completely. I can’t stand her disapproving in everything I do. I’m practically an angel child. I never do anything beside sit in my room and watch movies. Oh, don’t mind that fact that I have perfect grades and a potential full ride scholarship. Just keep making me feel like an idiot.